I AM FUCKING AWESOME

2012-05-04 14:16:26 by Pinkv86

Give me praise now.

Please.

I AM FUCKING AWESOME


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VictorNissVictorNiss

2012-05-04 14:17:25

You're spelling and grammar have improved ten-fold!
I am very impressed! I suppose you just had to take all the cock
out of your hands and learn to type with two hands...

whore.

Pinkv86 responds:

you are my whore. prepare your gaping holes for my women meat.


bocodamondobocodamondo

2012-05-04 14:23:32

go figure...

Pinkv86 responds:

figure of awesomeness


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-04 15:09:05

You're fucking awesome?!?!?! But awesome has a wife, she deserves to know that Awesome is cheating on her.

Pinkv86 responds:

shhhh~!


beastkid7beastkid7

2012-05-04 16:33:51

well you seem to have evidence ...I'm sold

Pinkv86 responds:

I'm glad you can see this my way,


fentlynnfentlynn

2012-05-04 19:50:54

=3] , Hm.... I know from experience how awesome you are....In bed!! ;)

Pinkv86 responds:

that was a great night! LETS DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME, BABY.


KILLY12KILLY12

2012-05-05 00:02:23

I always praised you
May the infidels find way to your greatness

Pinkv86 responds:

You are worthy, Killy12.


fentlynnfentlynn

2012-05-05 03:23:00

Anytime, anytime.

Pinkv86 responds:

;3 oh baby!


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2012-05-05 14:19:15

I demand praise as well. We shall rule this pathetic universe. I would offer you a jar of dreams. But only after we defeat the Korixians of North Hampton. AND BEYOND!!!

(Updated ) Pinkv86 responds:

I shall be king, and you, my queen!
for NeverPinkvolteria!


fentlynnfentlynn

2012-05-05 15:39:34

I vow to be you'r most loyal guard while you take on the universe with Hundred.

Pinkv86 responds:

Lets raise an army. You are to be my general.


AutolatryAutolatry

2012-05-05 19:39:29

Here you are, praise Tenfold.

Pinkv86 responds:

Excellent! I am stronger! rawr!


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-06 02:28:19

Take on the Universe? I couldn't even take on my debts at University.

You could say it was Uni 'adversity.' But I emerged a stronger person from my ordeal, which was bound to happen after all the steroids I popped. My muscles were so big that I could have bench-pressed seven hundred Oblivitches.

I say could... I did! All those Oblivitches being held and hoisted high, they were making little noises like grunts and sighs. Those sweaty cunts I had my hands up, it made me feel like a true puppeteer, those Oblivitches were sad, crying puppet tears because I ripped off their pet puppy's ears and shoved them up the pussies of these fucking beer-drinking lesbians. And lez be honest, I don't think any of them were truly lesbians.

Pinkv86 responds:

nice story. My brain hurts.


VictorNissVictorNiss

2012-05-06 23:40:25

You don't have the girth for me to need to prepare anything.

Pinkv86 responds:

True you are pretty loose.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2012-05-07 13:27:22

Wait you'd be the king and I'd be the queen? But that doesn't make any sense... eh it sounds about right. I never contradict myself... but I might be contradicked-ed... that doesn't work does it? Nope. Yup. Maybe?

Pinkv86 responds:

queen.


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-07 23:41:34

A contraband addict banned from being able to play the video game contra, which was branded bland by the one-handed contraband addict.

Full circle.

Pinkv86 responds:

LOLZ you, sir, win the game


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-08 18:02:49

But how can the contraband addict brand the game contra - bland if he was banned from playing contra? The contraband addict couldn't play contra, so my statement below is contra, dictory, but at least the humour in telling this short tale gave me - Nietzlawe a small victory.

Pinkv86 responds:

you are a poet. I give YOU praise now.


VictorNissVictorNiss

2012-05-08 21:12:07

Do you know who else is awesome. I am.

Me.

Pinkv86 responds:

Lets bring our awesome into one room and mix our auras.
bringing the end of life.


Stickman91Stickman91

2012-05-09 13:57:46

I'm all out of praise, but I've got plenty of maize and mayonnaise.

Pinkv86 responds:

Bad combination. Trust me... >_>


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2012-05-09 14:52:56

The earth is doomed. Thanks for your help.

Pinkv86 responds:

np. See you in hell. <3


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-09 16:25:22

It's amazing that our maize got praise by the mayor.. naise in the month of May. It's the 9th today, so get the knife and say a grace before we cut this maize and stuff our face - sss.. with tons of food, now look at the malaise that maize has caused to you!

Pinkv86 responds:

o_o wat


nietzlawenietzlawe

2012-05-09 16:27:31

The Earth is doomed... doomed to spend the rest of it's days playing Doom.. With no room to do anything else in it's sorry, ocean-covered life.


SteelChairSteelChair

2012-05-12 06:05:48

Will I get sex?

Pinkv86 responds:

Mayhaps. Ask nicely.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2012-05-16 11:00:32

Will I get penis jokes? ...or just penis. Either way, it's more then I have now.

Pinkv86 responds:

I have a collection of penis shaped memorabilia. So not "penis" per say...
It's similar.


BuujackBuujack

2012-06-06 05:33:06

you go raw, raw like tunaroll!

Pinkv86 responds:

I like Tuna Rolls.


WojoeWojoe

2012-06-11 06:51:10

ok .

Pinkv86 responds:

K.O. !!!
PERFECT


WojoeWojoe

2012-06-15 05:27:49

I LOVE YOU

Pinkv86 responds:

<3 u to


dobo69dobo69

2012-06-21 02:21:42

so i heard you were awesome. allow me to offer you some praise.

Pinkv86 responds:

Thank ye. I have no clue where you'd get that idea but i'll take it.
:3


ilovemuseilovemuse

2012-07-16 05:18:46

You have to wear a button to make yourself feel better?

Pinkv86 responds:

I thought it was a hockey puck. and yes.
yes i do.


JBKalsoJBKalso

2012-07-17 03:23:34

Praise be to thee.. thyne? almighty awesome

Pinkv86 responds:

I dunno. I accept your praise and will in turn offer you a painless death.
:)


ScaryMovieGangstaScaryMovieGangsta

2012-07-20 05:09:37

Bend Over Bitch It's Time Daddy Cum's A Fucking That Ass!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkv86 responds:

oh gawd not this again. Page sexual harrassment
.... but ok anyway
*bends over*


eightball6219eightball6219

2012-07-26 03:12:24

*reveals as spy* I think not

Pinkv86 responds:

:O oh noes. Where's the damn sniper.


CloudEaterCloudEater

2012-08-15 09:06:13

hi. You're awesome Pinky

Pinkv86 responds:

hi and thanks! <3


JBKJBK

2012-11-16 02:17:00

Youre an awesome fuck.

Pinkv86 responds:

Oh, all the boys (and Ladyboys) tell me that!
But thank you anyway! We'll do that again sometime ya? =^_^=


castcast

2012-11-16 16:17:56

My name is cast and I'm starving to death. Please help me.

Pinkv86 responds:

*throws bird feed*


BuujackBuujack

2012-11-17 13:18:39

wont you call 773, 779 love, for me?

Pinkv86 responds:

Thats not a euro number.. and I don't have long distance...


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2012-11-22 02:31:08

I'm pretty sure we were supposed to have gay lesbian sex at some point. Or was it straight lesbian sex, I always get those two confused.


dobo69dobo69

2012-11-24 00:06:00

Is fucking awesome sex part of being fucking awesome? Cause if so you are fucking awesome! :D


BuujackBuujack

2012-11-24 15:01:30

are you mad cuz nobody ever did like meeee
all the love that we made, all the care i would take.
now you trying to find somebody to replace what i gaveee.
yehhyehyehyeh

Pinkv86 responds:

Are you trying to say your penis is larger then mine?


YellowisCOOLYellowisCOOL

2012-11-28 16:58:42

SWAG

Pinkv86 responds:

well i got Lady swagger!


TruBluFoxxTruBluFoxx

2012-12-04 02:16:14

Jenny, I got yo numbah....

Pinkv86 responds:

Na-uh GUUUURRLLLL!