Always uphold the grooming standard.
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Brushing my teeth will never be the same
I suppose that this may be some what disturbing to guys. lol
Now I'm going to feel hesitant to brush my teeth again....
Are you happy with yourself!!!?!?!??!? D:<
A little bit, ya.
How do you groom yourself?
Well it starts when a man loves a women...
This isn't offensive or anything for my age because I've already got a perverted mind. xP
Does not every one that uses the internets?
the toothpaste is a black guy, look at his arms.
lol look at the girth of his nozzle too.
I was wandering what I was going to do today... and now I know.
what, cum on someones tooth brush? o_O
You mean spirited individual! D:<
Not mean spirited, but mean and playfull. ya!
well hello there....
Joke 1. Bukkake,dental style!
Joke 2. Rule 34: its like a party in your mouth and everyone leaves white stuff all over the place
I guess that is 34 is not it? wow.
also good pun.
aawwww yeaaaaahh <3
Not what I meant. How do YOU groom yourself?
Well it all starts when I love a women, or maybe a man...
theres things we do.. rubbing...
eh, I do not know if you are ready for the talk. ask your mother.
Rubbing shortly followed by a rough ass-fucking, right?
*thwap thwap thwap*
those are asssechs noices.
No, kwing, this kind of rubbing is different than an informal greeting...
You are very knowledgeable of my people.
Joke 3: my tooth past is red. Is that healthy?
Joke 4: this is why my mom makes those weird sounds in the bathroom at night
HA! nice! #4 my hat is off to you!
hahaha yeah xD
also is that a pic of you in the profile pic? o.O
ya, kinda an older pic however. I cut my hair for shoulder length for the KL.
Oh, if you want to see even older pics of me, skim through to the second and third page of my news posts. But be warned that the other pages are just furry porn. ;P
Joke 5: (last one. I don't want to over due these) don't you hate it when you get it on you clothes and have to walk around like that? Or on the side of your mouth and forget to wash it off?
eeeehhhh. ew. I just have this image of man juice on my chin while i'm going to market.
not cool. xD
I have the image of seeing a girl with man juice on her chin in a market
I'd say hi
You dont look that bad ;P hahaha xD
Ah so you're into furry stuff. I am okay with that ._.
I am glad that you are ok with that. Because I am ok with you :3
Also would go back to the first t see the pics but newgrounds makes you go through every one
One at a time
Don't mind furry but there are kids watching
Just go up to the tab above this post and click "News"
then scroll down and to click page 3.. It is not graphic
I need to learn this song....then practice practice practice til I can sing it AND play it at the same time :3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntI2IPD5tSI
I can already sing it relatively well....
Write for me a beautiful serinade
A white wolf giving another white Wolf a rimjob
You lied to me
not when I do it
Also I've been here so long I remember when you posted most of them
You picks and furry pics
(Correction, it was a fox rimming a dog)
ALSO THOSE ARE NOT THAT INAPPROPRIATE.
Applesauce man could be scaring to a kid but only if the kid can really stare into applesauce mans eyes.
you ignored me D':
i sad now ,_,
now i'll go cry myself to sleep.....are you happy now? D':<
I didn't ignore you i just had to laugh at killy12 seeing furry porn due to his misclicking of number, before submitting the computer to the other people here.
Merry christmas, my pink little friend.
Merry Jesus's birthday, my anthromorph blue fox! <3
Merry Christmas! o:
Happy Saturnalia! :o
Have a good Kluklaksalire
Enjoy your Fartflax
Happy "that day the media pushes prapaganda and subliminal messages to force society to buy useless shit and give false information of a false idol to give false oppresiation" day!!!
Yeah so, that hole present thing already happened in Holland. All the kids got their gifts from Sinterklaas when he came ashore on the 5th. But I guess american xmas is still celebrated here last night, but to a lesser degree xD
We are fat Americans
We do everything better than everyone else
Thats the American way
And the rest of the world knows it, but they will not say it
"stupid pig Amerikans" (fat from enjoying to much Mcdonalds)
"sellout capitalist bastards" (buys Hollister Jeans)
Killy, you are such a crazy little bastard. I still love you, though.
This page is so full of love! :)
Yay you're okay with me :3
Ah okay. Good to know I wasn't being ignored :')
Oh I WILL enjoy my...fartflax ._.
Also I would gladly write you a beautiful serenade!
If I could....then sing it to you!!! O:<
But I can't write lyrics ,_, because I suck at writing stuff.....I can make the music though! Since I can play bass and guitar :3 don't have drums though......so it'll be weird ._.
Oh, I know a writer. I'll call him here!
I love me too trublufoxx
honey im home :D
i just got back from a family christmas party.
as for the writer thing....i dont know ._.
i DID write lyrics to a song....but its about a serial killer running around in a forest and killing children during a school field trip....to the woods ._.
That is metal legit
If you're in Istanbul or near there one of my best friends is litarally inside the city. Believe it or what. Small world.
So that's where toothpaste is made, at the penis factory.
hehe and mouthwash comes from?
i guess so....
it was called "Grey Forest Butcher" ._.
i dont think i WANT to know where mouthwash comes from if thats where toothpaste comes from....
also ever listen to 1000mods?
i'm listening to that song at the moment :3http://1000mods.bandcamp.com/track/7-flies
Not bad actually. here i seemed to think german anal porn would be waiting for me on that link
Im drawing where mouthwash comes from if no one else has already
oh ya! :3
Really? Are you trying to help refugees somehow? Seems like an interesting and possibly dangeorus place to be. I haven't been following the incidence in the area that closely lately, been focused on school. How are things out there?
I am part of some 500 KL guarding the boarder. They sold my tank and reassinged me to a missle truck. I have almost no bloody idea what i am doing. :p
Edit - and how are things? thing are bad. I do not know what the media is saying accross the pond but ya. lol
haha i wouldn't link that stuff to syou xD
I fucking LOVE 1000mods :3 just found out like 5 minutes ago they released an EP like 6 days ago....it has one 17 minute song and 3 lives versions of songs off of the album that song I linked to you on here is from.
Also try to stay safe, okay? I dont wanna find out something happened while you were doin stuff out where you're at at the moment D:
That is always good, finding out something new is out. Happens all the time to me on youtube xD
and thank you for your worry <3
But do not be a bother! I am probably not going to see anything here. The rebals are not going to hurt the people that will be the allies once they own syria, and the goverment is so weak, it is just a precaution that my stupid elite first world military must uphold xD
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0352f6d35a 8bd904aebd0023c8b58b59http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/810e091b4d 49aef661fcd56e7a119e89
i dont know which is better
yes. with the boobies
Yeah same here xD although it was because I wanted to get the album art for their album because I was planning on uploading a full album video of that on youtube.
(my channel is pretty much just Stoner, Desert, and Doom Metal)
I'm still going to worry.
I dont want stuff to happen to friends of mine D:
what is up with that heart!??!?!?! o:
omg shut up! lol
The heart has ejaculated
You have touched the heart
fuck you lol xD
so...the heart just came all over the place?
whose heart is it?
is it YOUR heart?
if so I wouldn't mind your heart cum being all over the place xD
i would mind if it's someone like killy's though....
also i'm going gto bed :3
its like fucking 1:20 in the morning here ._.
My heart is not full of seamen. It is full of LOVE. ;)
fucking hell man.....
*also i'm going TO GO TO bed :3
GOOD NIGHT :3
1:20 in the morning as well
And someone suggested German anal
Cover your eyes kids...
I'm listening to songs about bdsm
oh gawd! It is secret german anal bdsm masterbate time
yeah white sticky love ;)
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