so who whats to fight me to the death?
(any weapon from any era or game is ok, so long as its fair)
*draws samurai katana*
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*duct tapes bear claws to fists and puts on top hat and monocle*
*rips off shirt*
bring it on!!
oh~ the shirt ripping was a bit over the top.
just the way i like it!
*mounts armored bear*
*rapes to death* I win.
rape is not a proper weapon. ;_;
Oh... Well your still raped.
your weapon could at least be a 300mm dildo...
im gonna get mah crew!
ambush you in the dark!
Beat you to death!
nothin you can do girl!
Summer! im Out!
Biatch shut up and bend over ;3
I do not wish to fight. It is a primitive way of communicating.
We shall battle with words then. :D
I am very :3
I choose a whip.
thats right... a deadly, deadly whip.
a sexy, sexy whip...
*Draws a pin on paper with a marker*
*draws a penis on the paper*
I love you
I will marry you! <3
fuck with a J is so very fuck'd!
[Draws the still beating heart of my enemies...]
hit me with a fleshy heart? that does not sound effecient...
(*whips My Dick Across Your Face*)
Now Suck It Bitch!!!!
haha little do you know i'm immune to
My penis is a weapon I will stab you with.
Again, penis gives me power. Its a fight your sure to loose.
*pulls out stick with razor attached to end*.....im broke :,-l
aw, its ok. I'll loan you my lvl 12 rocket launcher.
please watch justin faggot http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /582807 vote five rate ten
rated 0 - you are welcome.
I shall use a whip! :D And perhaps I shall tie you up with it once I win ^-^
oh!~ now of all these sexual comments, i actually enjoy this one!
*pulls out magic wand*
*starts sprinting at you with sword*
I bring only my fists.
manly and respected
i meant razor stick +39, thanks for the noob weapon anyway
oh damn! thats more powerful then the golden chainsaw!
*takes off panz*
*puts pans back in the cupboard above the stove.*
(*shoves my dick into your mouth*)
(*starts fucking Your Throat*)
(*Jizzez Into Your Mouth*)
Oh god that was awesome!!!
no. stop. don't fuck my tiny girlish throat with your big hard man meat.
im so weak and helpless. you could so easily overpower me and force me to pleasure every inch of your MASSIVE COCK.
I'm a pacifist... so I guess that means I'm gonna have to PASS MY FIST against someone faces! How many faces do people have these days? Four, eighteen never... hundred?
May name was predestined to influence this post, on the day I made my account I knew this day would come. And so would I. But what I'm confused about is not the luaghable familiarity of my made up and entirely impromptu prophecy. No, this famillarity comes from the fact I think I recognize you from some distant past, where I may have posted on this profile before.
Am I not incorrect? Have the stars re-aligned. Do they speak of this day! A day of greatness that has never been known to sentient life before! Today we take on an army of nay-sayers and okay-slayers!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
to bad the strength requirement is 9000000000000000 and mine is 0... :,-(
You should apply for a username change. Maybe visit the BBS too. They really like girls like you.
I use to visit... but it such a bore!
No not the BBS, it's too dangerous to go there alone. I'm still blinded since the last time I went there. They ate my eyes, all of them, even the ones on the back of my head. AAAARRGGH NOOOOOOO!!! True story, except that last part. And everything before that last part.
I could make a educated deduction. LOL
Bend Over Baby! Daddy's gotta tech you a lesson!
But that I meen I'm gonna fuck your ass and pussy!!!!
PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!! *pulls out clamor*
we may be evenly matched, but i have a lvl 6 sword!
Topdog2007 and snawsball acting gay again!!!! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /588108
I wanna Rape You U Hot Sexy Piece Of Furry Ass Bend Over SO Daddy Can Shove His Big Dick Into Your Small Hole!!!!!!!!!!
Touch my penis. Touch it
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Still on about this? What's new, for reals this time?
i'm on about everything. all the time.
I almost forgot, if you like acoustic maybe you'll think this song isn't terrible. Sure, the recordings pretty shoddy, but it's not like I'm an Audio Engineering major, or anything... yet.http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/481685
I'm going to beat you, but I need some training since you are such a worthy opponent....Time to get serious!!*Starts the song 'Eye of the tiger' and starts a montage*
oh noes! with a montage you are surely to win!
You seem to be a faggot. I will rape you violently now...
Madame, we are going to sit down and have a nice cup of tea even if I am forced to shove it down your throat.
You don't have your user back yet? how am I supposed to remember that you're a furry without the firefoxy icon?
Wait, you are a furry right? ...this comment might be a little awkward otherwise.
na just kidding. I will upload a new pic now! ;3
I'm ready! *Unsheaths a long, flaming, enchanted, and golden broadsword*Let's duex dis!
Let's duex dis!
*Unsheaths a long, flaming, enchanted, and golden dick*
She actually got that weapon by biting it off of... hmmm, not sure if I should got there.
firey sandwiches is all i get from that...
I guess you've just crossed the line into extremely creepy and almost frightening. I gotta admit... I'm impressed.
Impressing people is so easy when you are me!
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