Give me praise now.
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You're spelling and grammar have improved ten-fold!
I am very impressed! I suppose you just had to take all the cock
out of your hands and learn to type with two hands...
you are my whore. prepare your gaping holes for my women meat.
figure of awesomeness
You're fucking awesome?!?!?! But awesome has a wife, she deserves to know that Awesome is cheating on her.
well you seem to have evidence ...I'm sold
I'm glad you can see this my way,
=3] , Hm.... I know from experience how awesome you are....In bed!! ;)
that was a great night! LETS DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME, BABY.
I always praised you
May the infidels find way to your greatness
You are worthy, Killy12.
;3 oh baby!
I demand praise as well. We shall rule this pathetic universe. I would offer you a jar of dreams. But only after we defeat the Korixians of North Hampton. AND BEYOND!!!
I shall be king, and you, my queen!
I vow to be you'r most loyal guard while you take on the universe with Hundred.
Lets raise an army. You are to be my general.
Here you are, praise Tenfold.
Excellent! I am stronger! rawr!
Take on the Universe? I couldn't even take on my debts at University.
You could say it was Uni 'adversity.' But I emerged a stronger person from my ordeal, which was bound to happen after all the steroids I popped. My muscles were so big that I could have bench-pressed seven hundred Oblivitches.
I say could... I did! All those Oblivitches being held and hoisted high, they were making little noises like grunts and sighs. Those sweaty cunts I had my hands up, it made me feel like a true puppeteer, those Oblivitches were sad, crying puppet tears because I ripped off their pet puppy's ears and shoved them up the pussies of these fucking beer-drinking lesbians. And lez be honest, I don't think any of them were truly lesbians.
nice story. My brain hurts.
You don't have the girth for me to need to prepare anything.
True you are pretty loose.
Wait you'd be the king and I'd be the queen? But that doesn't make any sense... eh it sounds about right. I never contradict myself... but I might be contradicked-ed... that doesn't work does it? Nope. Yup. Maybe?
A contraband addict banned from being able to play the video game contra, which was branded bland by the one-handed contraband addict.
LOLZ you, sir, win the game
But how can the contraband addict brand the game contra - bland if he was banned from playing contra? The contraband addict couldn't play contra, so my statement below is contra, dictory, but at least the humour in telling this short tale gave me - Nietzlawe a small victory.
you are a poet. I give YOU praise now.
Do you know who else is awesome. I am.
Lets bring our awesome into one room and mix our auras.
bringing the end of life.
I'm all out of praise, but I've got plenty of maize and mayonnaise.
Bad combination. Trust me... >_>
The earth is doomed. Thanks for your help.
np. See you in hell. <3
It's amazing that our maize got praise by the mayor.. naise in the month of May. It's the 9th today, so get the knife and say a grace before we cut this maize and stuff our face - sss.. with tons of food, now look at the malaise that maize has caused to you!
The Earth is doomed... doomed to spend the rest of it's days playing Doom.. With no room to do anything else in it's sorry, ocean-covered life.
Will I get sex?
Mayhaps. Ask nicely.
Will I get penis jokes? ...or just penis. Either way, it's more then I have now.
I have a collection of penis shaped memorabilia. So not "penis" per say...
you go raw, raw like tunaroll!
I like Tuna Rolls.
I LOVE YOU
<3 u to
so i heard you were awesome. allow me to offer you some praise.
Thank ye. I have no clue where you'd get that idea but i'll take it.
You have to wear a button to make yourself feel better?
I thought it was a hockey puck. and yes.
yes i do.
Praise be to thee.. thyne? almighty awesome
I dunno. I accept your praise and will in turn offer you a painless death.
Bend Over Bitch It's Time Daddy Cum's A Fucking That Ass!!!!!!!!!!!
oh gawd not this again. Page sexual harrassment
.... but ok anyway
*reveals as spy* I think not
:O oh noes. Where's the damn sniper.
hi. You're awesome Pinky
hi and thanks! <3
Youre an awesome fuck.
Oh, all the boys (and Ladyboys) tell me that!
But thank you anyway! We'll do that again sometime ya? =^_^=
My name is cast and I'm starving to death. Please help me.
*throws bird feed*
wont you call 773, 779 love, for me?
Thats not a euro number.. and I don't have long distance...
I'm pretty sure we were supposed to have gay lesbian sex at some point. Or was it straight lesbian sex, I always get those two confused.
Is fucking awesome sex part of being fucking awesome? Cause if so you are fucking awesome! :D
are you mad cuz nobody ever did like meeee
all the love that we made, all the care i would take.
now you trying to find somebody to replace what i gaveee.
Are you trying to say your penis is larger then mine?
well i got Lady swagger!
Jenny, I got yo numbah....
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